chestervelt:

vgfm:

interruptingpanda:

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

Put the sticker back

It actually got worse.

It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting, dismembering, and disemboweling one of their young and then dumping their own pureed excrement inside of its scraped-out body cavity for the purposes of a cannibalistic feast.

2 m&ms 1 cup

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tooloose-lautrec:

oswinstark:

esperian:

joi-in-the-tardis:

My favorite thing from the internet today.

this gem needs to be documented too

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queenconsuelabananahammock:

2thicc2function:

tahreza:

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

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shitpostinstampede:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

this is what you see before you die

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smis-happens:

africanaquarian:

Chocolateeeee! Easily. That nigga ran a good 10+ miles in that one episode. And remember when that nigga was ready to deck spongebob over his April fools prank? He’s clearly not afraid of confrontation. Big meaty claws is close, but he seem like a nigga with a big mouth and nothing else. My leg would break his leg before anything happened. Irrelevant orange fish was shook that time when sandy caught him talking slick so he wouldn’t stand a chance.

the fact that I knew what the above person was talking about is what scares me the most

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gucciballs:

gorgonsach:

my foot is asleep

well you better go catch it!

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susiethemoderator:

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

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slimetony:

slimetony:

markrial:

slimetony:

fat-kitty:

slimetony:

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

Where was it before?

at the top
we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

Wh

What the fuck

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sexhaver:

snakes are manifesting physically in my home

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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

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