i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
*excited umbrella-sword slashing*
in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards
Must be nice to just be … stopped.
Don’t add me on Snapchat
I fucking quit
i hate art
"where’s your homework"
Please tell me this is the Onion…
*annoying fifth grader voice*
haha spell icup