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That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
When actresses are their characters
If Jace could understand the concept of Twitterer…
you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is
ok do u finger urself
Gumball just blew a dude in a bathroom
ive found one in the wild
Fat men saying they wont date fat women…
special talents: eating while watching hannibal
HOW TO TELL IF THEY REALLY SAID THE THING
did it take you straight to their blog?
if so, they did not say the thing
if you are taken to the post in question on said blog
then CONGRATS THEY SAID THE THING
this has been a psa
i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does
This is my girlfriend
no im not
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.