Time to change my style ♥♡♥
*obnoxious adult voice*
Aren’t you a bit young to say you want to smash the patriarchy, trash tradition and rebel against the system?
Yes. Yes I am.
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy lmao
I tried taking a picture of Donkey but the shot changed and I’m laughing so hard it looks like an inspirational photo.
so many layers
*walks into school*
some people are like “you shouldnt throw the word love around so easily” but im full of love, i love so many people here. i love everyone and i need to let people know that i love them.
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.